Sorry folks, I have been such a no-show. Once again, I am caught in dissertation hell. I hope everyone is having a good time finding that perfect gift for their friends and family. Frankly, I am not doing so great on that end either. I hate Christmas, bah, humbug! The traffic, the agony of gift giving (and gift receiving...God, more socks!!), those long ass lines. Ugh. I found this video and decided to post it to lighten my fucked up mood -- and possibly yours. Here is how NOT  to be an enlightened parent.

Okay picture this, you're a kid in the privacy of your own room getting down with your bad self. Mid-wank session --who should walk in but Mom -- in all her Stepford mom glory. MOTHERS DO NOT DO THIS TO YOUR HORNY OFFSPRING!

In this unintentionally hilarious (and serious) sex ed video, Mom sticks around to lecture the kid (in a sex positive way) on masturbation -- right before he blows a load. Oh, she means well, but her timing is all wrong. Only one time did my mother accidentally walk in on me, and she had the good sense to turn around and walk out! Mid-wank is not the time to have a heart to heart sex talk. This is one of the weirdest sex ed videos from the 1970s. Obviously, this mother has read too many child development books without really absorbing the information. In real life, start talking about sex early and in the proper context.


 

3 comments:

  1. Escort on January 11, 2013 at 6:53 AM

    Now that is really an "awkward" video :D love it !

     
  2. leUK on January 16, 2013 at 2:57 AM

    I'm glad i never had to deal with this kind of situations :D

     
  3. Lilith on January 18, 2013 at 1:30 AM

    Yes, it is a pretty weird video. I had it happen once, and I don't think my mother really knew what I was up to. Lol.

     
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